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Cake day: August 2nd, 2024

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  • Pretty much same. I thought it was a Zelda clone and got hooked by the gambling mechanics.

    I don’t even know what the story is anymore. I just put in autoclick and check some times to see if the game needs me to move to another place for another 6 hours of talk.

    I used to pay attention but it’s just empty sausage to keep the player engaged longer cheaply. There is no puzzles or game play.

    It’s as interesting and addictive as a slot machine, but with 10 hours of torture between each pull of the lever.


  • Fucking cancer that still has me poisoned.

    Every time I play I think “I should uninstall this garbage, this is not even a game, why am I torturing myself like this?”. Then I my addicted brain goes “oh, but there’s only x amount of primogems I need to get to try one last time to get this shitty character that is the same as every other one but with 1% bigger numbers. I already wasted so many months on this, I can give up now”.

    It’s amazing how well they domesticated the human brain and that I let myself be controlled like that.

    To call this slot machine, talking simulator, lollie masturbator thing a game is an offense to games.