Meanwhile in the US… We’ve finally figured out how to detect if a user is opening a bag of cheetos! Look at the data telemetry from their phone and smart watch… Nothing right? But with our new filter we will know! Then we will make millions… Sorry, billions! Specially if we figure out how to make them eat more bags of cheetos after they ate the first one.
If we ring an alarmplay an advertisement at ear-shattering volume every day at 3am we will sell a lot more. Want it to stop? Please drink verification can
Meanwhile in the US… We’ve finally figured out how to detect if a user is opening a bag of cheetos! Look at the data telemetry from their phone and smart watch… Nothing right? But with our new filter we will know! Then we will make millions… Sorry, billions! Specially if we figure out how to make them eat more bags of cheetos after they ate the first one.
They eat Cheetos when they’re awake at 3am. If we ring an alarm every day at 3am we will sell a lot more.
If we
ring an alarmplay an advertisement at ear-shattering volume every day at 3am we will sell a lot more. Want it to stop? Please drink verification canMust sell cheetos!