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Meanwhile in the US… We’ve finally figured out how to detect if a user is opening a bag of cheetos! Look at the data telemetry from their phone and smart watch… Nothing right? But with our new filter we will know! Then we will make millions… Sorry, billions! Specially if we figure out how to make them eat more bags of cheetos after they ate the first one.
They eat Cheetos when they’re awake at 3am. If we ring an alarm every day at 3am we will sell a lot more.
Must sell cheetos!
I hope to god it comes for sale in the US, but the profit protection by corpos probably won’t allow it.
