I’m gonna have to turn to hunting down forum posts

The real strength of Linux is you can go on the forums and get a flood of enthusiastic help from people who know what they’re talking about, no matter how basic the problem. Every Microsoft help thread I’ve seen is fifty people saying “I have this exact problem!” and one rep saying “This is a known problem. Thread closed.”

You could just make the plot an indecipherable mess like the Souls games, then order doesn’t matter!

If it can play simple indie couch coop games on my TV, then it’s worth it. Can use my normal desktop for everything else.