

A mastodon post by a user named June, @June@wolfd(here it’s truncated due to length) Transcript:
Have you seen the new chat platform? It’s on Stoat. It’s literally on Fluxer. It’s on Discord with ads. It’s literally on Root. You can probably find it on Spacebar. Dude it’s on Squirrel Chat. It’s a Rocket chat original. It’s on TeamSpeak 3. You can collaborate on Chanty. You can go to Twist and work on it. Log onto Wire right now. Go to Viber. Dive into Zangi. You can Zulip it. It’s on Pumble. Osmium has it for you. DCTS has your back. You can use Jitsi. You can get it with Chatmail. It’s a discourse exclusive. Nanochat it right this second.
In all seriousness, try out Fluxer. It’s FOSS and they promise federation in the future.





Ooh, thank you, I’ll look into that.
Yeah, raccoon support was merged into the kernel back in 5.2.


Huh, is there one that does Stardew Valley?


I was going to reply with this:
Gnome
Ahh.
Her hands won’t be full all of the time.
I’d plug a live raccoon into my computer before an Nvidia card.


Or how the Wii is two GameCubes duct-taped together


Yep, there’s a full electron browser in there


You’re goddamn right


In fact, it was a (bad) port of the iOS version (which itself was a stripped-down port of the DS version).
If that seems incomprehensible to you, it’s because it is.
I’m a die-hard Chrono Trigger/Cross fan and I was so disgusted by what they were offering on launch that I demanded a refund and haven’t been back since.
Yes, they have addressed many of the concerns, but only because we made them. “It’s actually almost decent now” is an awful defense for terrible treatment.
The DS version (with the Woolsey transition patched back in) is the definitive version and I have very little faith that that will ever change.


50% Star -@trashcan@shitjustidontknowhowtotagusersonlemmy


Oh dang, I didn’t know that, thanks.


I guess there aren’t any Metroid movies.
…yet


Not a real green dress, that’s cruel
Huh. That’s what it says for me too.